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1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before the dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
The largest can come in at about 6 meters and has tentacles over 50 meters long. Pretty amazing when you think these things have been swimming around for so long.
They have hundreds of poisonous tentacles that it used to catch passing by fish. it then slowly drags in it’s prey and eats it.
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Would you like melons with your taco pancakes?
‘Merica…
Word.
What does YOUR dick smell like??
Um…hello…
Someone has to…
Never, ever……EVER….
Summer…come…soon…
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It’s with a heavy heart and a (very) long, dry dong I pass along the following story to avid fans….
Oh yeah one more thing…Google “Sasha Grey banana” you will find this picture…..among others…as well as find out if that REALLY is a whole banana…
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Enjoy these nuggets to cure your case of the Monday’s….
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Nice angle…
Coming soon from Motorola Catcessories Group…
It actually may be Crap….
If you were a hot-dog….
Functional….
Bomb-tastic….
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Ooopsy Poopsy
Don’t ask don’t tell…
No matter how you spell it, you get it…
Vain and loving it…
Poor Eric
Speaking of pillows….
>Do you realize how much grape Kool Aid he’s gonna have to give up??…a 50% price increase on my burrito? I’d be pissed too.
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