>Disney Weekend

Posted: May 4, 2011 in Uncategorized




Posted: April 26, 2011 in Uncategorized


Love that market fresh taste!!!

>9 Deadly Words of Women…

Posted: April 25, 2011 in Uncategorized


1) Fine 
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes 
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing 

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

>Oh Jesus…you so tricky!

Posted: April 22, 2011 in Uncategorized


>Shit your pants huge….

Posted: April 21, 2011 in Uncategorized


The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before the dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
The largest can come in at about 6 meters and has tentacles over 50 meters long. Pretty amazing when you think these things have been swimming around for so long.
They have hundreds of poisonous tentacles that it used to catch passing by fish. it then slowly drags in it’s prey and eats it. 

>Wake up and get some Taco!!

Posted: April 20, 2011 in Uncategorized


Would you like melons with your taco pancakes?



What does YOUR dick smell like??


Someone has to…

Never, ever……EVER….



It’s with a heavy heart and a (very) long, dry dong I pass along the following story to avid fans….

Sasha Grey is retiring….

Oh yeah one more thing…Google “Sasha Grey banana” you will find this picture…..among others…as well as find out if that REALLY is a whole banana…